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Here is the trash for Run #501:

Hash: #501
On: 17 April 2010
At: Dan's Bar, Buckleys Main Road
Hares: Goldilox, Gerry & Monique

"The Wet One" - the die hard Hashers came out in full force and we all traipsed off into the drizzle and grey skies.
The long time Hashers were excited to get into "true" Hash conditions of water, mud and slippy sliding slopes!
Poor Goldilox was concerned that his trail would have to be reset and take us out onto road ways etc. Not to be!

The runners had a much detoured trail and it would appear that the Hares didn't read the rule book on how to lay a check point using a circle and dot in the middle as they were obviously absent!
However like the true hounds they smelt out the real trail and after giving the FRB's a bit of a run around we criss crossed the Buckleys Main Road into the Body Pond area and Bendals with really scenic if somewhat hazy views and actual wet feet experiences into the damns of Brecknocks; the Sump; Fisher and Fiennes.
The walkers also enjoyed this experience even though some were wimpishly kitted out in wellington boots; raincoats and the like. All the Anklebiters had a look of glee on their little faces as no mother could tell them off for walking in puddles in this instance!

Back to Base to enjoy Dan's ever so tasty BBQ. Punishments were meted out by the ever exuberant stand-in RA, Ayatollah Nightmare. Presentations for the over 25 Runs that were not given at our 500th Run were made and Hashers stuck around to enjoy the music; food and company following a thoroughly energetic, wet and wild Hash.

Punishments:-
Rule 1 Dishonourable Conduct - Jimmy for picking guavas
Rule 2 Shortcutting - Phil McCavity for running 1/2mile on the first and only checkpoint & shortcutting to catch up
Rule 3 Aiding & Abetting - Blade Runner - for distribuiting eveil gains to other runners including the RA
Rule 4 Fomenting slanderous & libellous information - Lucky Dog for maintaining that this Hash #501 was indeed Hash #500 and flying 2000 miles to celebrate!
Rule 5 Negligence of Duties of Hares - Goldilox; Gerry & Monique for setting an incompetent Hash in perfect weather using Allen Stanford methods to hide the paper and allowing Monique to be indecisive about her attire!
Rule 7 No Poofters - Sam for not wanting to get her hair wet
Rule 8 Inconsideration of Hash Duties - Hemp for irrigating the already water logged trail with his hosepipe
Rule 9 Hash Heresy - Sherlock Holmes & Pat - for getting lost together and returning 30mins after with a small child
Rule 69 Hash Slapper - High Octane for dropping standards, shorts are not sexy enough, need to see more of her

ON ON!

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